only a few ppl noe tis but i wan to share it here cos its damn funny.
maii cousin were all at maii hse. well, almost all. alicia, huimin, douglas all there and im playing the comp and they were somewhere near mii.
the phone rang and i pick it up. the caller speaks chinese but im converting it to eng(except 'hello'. our convo:
mii: hello?
caller: hello?
mii: yes. looking for? [ya zhao sui?]
caller: hello?
mii: HELLO?! hu u looking for?!! [ni zhao sui?!]
caller: er... (hangs up)
mii: (to maii cousins) tis person so wu liao. [zhe ren hen wu liao](went back to blogging)
the phone rings again aft a few secs and i pick it up.
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mii: hello?
the same caller: hello?
mii: ya!! u calling for hu??[arh-na!! zhao sui?]
caller: is tis kfc?? [ zhe li shi kfc ma?]
mii: KFC??? (all maii cousins started giggling)
caller: (a bit irritated) can i speak to yor manager pls? [qing wen wo ke yi gen ni de jing li jiang hua ma?]
mii: MANAGER?? theres NONE here.. or are u trying to look for maii mum? [jing li?! zhe li shi ge jia leh!! hai shi ni zhao wo mama?](maii sis started laughing)
caller: wat?? is tis kfc?[ ha? zhe li shi bu shi kfc??]
mii: AWW COME'ON... TIS IS MAII HOME AND U R CALLING MAII HSE PHONE.[dang ran bu shi la!! ni xian zai shi zai da wo jia hao ma leh!!]
caller: so tis is not kfc? [suo yi zhe bu shi kfc la?]
mii: yala!! and stop calling. im busy!! (hangs up)[ arh-na! bu yao da lai le! wo hen mang!]
and i told maii cousins: tis weirdo thot its kfc here and....[you ge shen jing bing yi wei zhe li shi kfc ran hou...] (and b4 i can finish maii sentence, maii cousins all burst into laughter and the phone rang again.)
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mii: HELLO!!? tis IS nort kfc, its maii home!! [ zhe li bu shi kfc, shi wo de jia!!]
and the caller hangs up.
one of maii aunts come and take the phone frm mii sae if the crazy fellow calls again, she'll speak to her. i turn to look at maii cousins hu haven yet done laughing.
one of them ask mii: wats yor hse phone number? [ni jia dian hua hao ma shen me?]
(and shes still giggling) i told her and they all said, while laughing: 'tat's nth like kfc's number!!'[ yi dian dou bu xiang kfc hao ma la!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!] then i was like, ya i noe but i cant help it if theres a crazy woman hu thot tat maii hse phone is the kfc number either..
tat siao zha bo nv call back. ^^
maii hse phone so hard to rmb, to tink tat tis siao zha bo thot its kfc number. feel like slapping her face. tinking of it now, i should hv said, yes im the manager. wats yor order? address?
then i give the address to the police sae tis siao zha bo wans kfc at maii hse. ><
yes!! tmr no nid go skool. can sleep longer le!! ^^
