2dae veri scary..

then, we made up tis:

rusty gt first in being naughty boy!! he won himself plasma TV!!

violated the rules- anyhow gay wif others. must b locked up behind bars!!

ive gt lots of boyfwen sia.. one rusty one yoki. rusty youngster yoki old dog. wan go out on afternoon, bring rusty. wan go out on evening, bring yoki.

but girlfwen still the best ma.. anytime i wan go out, call cherie. nort in? call mui peng. nort in? call chippy. she dun wan or cant, just bath will get cold if go out? then call cousin,call neighbour, call the rest of the world tat i consider maii close buddy. =D

chinese jokes. im boring so i just put it here since i just found some..

山里的厕所

有一个人，半夜叁更在山里迷了路， 他正想要如何时，看见一间破旧的厕所， 走了进去，想要看看里面有没有人可以帮他， 突然一扇门后面，伸出了一双惨白的手， 那个人，已经被吓的魂不附身， 这时，门后那个不知是什么的东西的大声叫道： 「妈，我要卫生纸！」

搞笑学生的试卷

曾参加很多阅卷工作，这项工作对我的启示是：毕业后千万不要当老师！

1、一题填空：问苏轼属于哪一派诗人，稍有常识就知道是豪放派，写婉约派、山水派至少还可以想象，然而却有很多写作“实力派”，其中一个居然作“偶像派”……

2、小作文写一篇关于“忘忧草”的文章，一个学生写“布什发动对伊战争是吃了忘忧草”，“建议拉登也吃忘忧草”；另一学生写“天下雨，我妹妹的爸爸让她带雨衣，我妹妹的妈妈让她带雨伞，她好忧伤哦”，接着对雨衣雨伞的优劣一番评述，写了500多字，好佩服！

3、论述题：一学生卷面整洁、字迹公正，仔细一看每题各写了十遍“老师你辛苦了”……

4、有一学生一道问答题写得密密麻麻足有半页，想想学生也不容易，耐着性子把难以辨认的字迹看完，一直看到页底翻页处，只见最后做一标志：“待续，请见反面”，翻过来一看，反面写道：“嘻嘻，没有了，老师，我骗你的。”晕


我就找狗

老万因为责任田的原因到乡政府反映问题，一位态度十分傲慢的副乡长听老万说完之后，拉着官腔说道：“这么点事情还用得着找我吗？”老万说：“我不找你找谁？你坐在副乡长这个位位上啊。”乡长说：“坐在这个位位上就该找我？”老万生气地说：“我是找这个位位，找坐在这把椅子上的东西，谁坐在这椅子上我找谁，如果是狗坐在这上面那我就找狗。

i noe some words veri difficult. i also dunno some. i just copy and paste here de. the words i dunno i just roughly make out the meaning frm the whole passage like doing compre like tat. teacher teach de. hahax.


the end, and i hate cockroaches. ><

i cant wait to see somebody tok to somebody. oo how cute will it b to see them chat!? hahax. share share, must b all yor best wen the both of u chat all rites?? heehee.. omg, i cant believe tat the both of u must really chat and i cant wait to see the scene. ok la. i dun wan disturb yor 'er-ren-shi-jie' u chat finish le then come tell mii how u feel. HAHAX!! ;D




the end <3

then, aft staring at my hw for a long long time and trying to find out the nx step to every qn, i finally gave up. freaking A maths!! pls la. i dun even noe how to continue, all i can rite ish only the qn, then the rest i can only anyhow make until frm a neat equation to a complicated one, and the more i look at it, the more strange it became. wth's all tis??

2dae the maths teacher finally teach A maths. ok, then i dun even noe wats shes toking about. maybe cos tat time im feeling dizzy so i take a rest, then i wake up to see lesson ending soon. nvm, cos i gt tuition tmr and i can learn more effectively through home tuition. ^^ as for the hw, wif the ans behind, maybe i can work out the solution, but most probably will b wrong la. hahax.

tis yr's new yr celebration ish nort as 'has-the-mood' as last yr.

cos maybe its last yr more ppl ba.. tis yr not noisy de.. my hamsters still can sleep well not like last yr.. hahax

2dae the solar eclipse tingy didnt even happen..hai mii and maii cousins go to the park wait for nth.. tat news like to lie lurhs..

hahax♥=)

Happi new yr..!! now still nth on although its new yr le.. everybody will only come to maii hse dunno wen, like.. later??

the news sae 2dae the moon will cover up the sun or sth at 4:30pm 2dae. then maii sis sae it'll b like nite time when it do...(but, hey! only 80% of the sun will b covered lurhs..)



yst took photo of chippy aft she bathe.. shes wrapped up in the 'towel' to kip out the cold. tat towel ish actually really a hankerchief tat i bought for her..


chippy naughty gal again.. she kip on sleeping in bibi's bed room then bibi kip on sleeping at the foodbowl or the wheel.. i gave each of them a room they dun wan.. sianz.. then i everytime had to move them...

wednesday i going serangoon ave 1 buy the white 'tissue' ting to put on their floor. share share 4gt to buy for mii lurhs...

CNY!!♣♣

2dae veri suei, but tis ish funny...

aft i refilled all maii hamster de foodbowl, i went to look at the fishes in the tank(nort mine, my papa de.) then i realise gt a fish stuck behind the water plant, so i go pull the waterplant away. hu noes? the water plant break frm its pot and all the soil inside drop out and suspended all over the tank.

so quickly, i look for the net cos i wan scoop all the fish out first b4 i scoop all the mud out. cant find. only saw two containers there as big as my cca's so called' green mug'. suei sia. where ish the nets wen i nid them?! so yup, just the two container, ive gotta scoop all the fish out. aft that, heres the tricky part. to scoop all the water out frm the tank and throw away. and the tank ish as big as.. a plasma tv?(only tat it ish a lot fatter)(and im doing it ALONE!!)

omg can?! all maii hamster cage are not even as big as tat stupid tank lo!! at first, all the water scooped out are thrown into the HDB flat bin and its going to b the cleanest bin on the entire block if i continue dumping all those water there..

soon i gt tired of walking and i just dump them on the floor(cos i discovered a drainage area there) ok. tis part veri lol: i poured almost half the tank out le and i swept the water to the drain tat time(cos i scared later flood), my neighbour came out. LOL! they thot i was doing hse work!!hahax. i created havoc and gt praised for it. then i cant explain to them cos its a long story and i dun wan waste my saliva and time. i still nid do hw ma.. gt a lot of hw sia..

veri soon, in half an hours time or so, the water all cleared out le and i had to sacrifice one of maii hammy portable cage to put all the fishes there temporary(i hv to wash the cage throughly aft tat lo. my poor hamsters, had to share cage wif some fcuking fishes..)

so, the moral of the story ish, nort to save fishes anymore cos i'll only create trouble for yourself. fishes are much much more complicated then hamsters.. waaah!! tell the one hu stole the nets to go and die lurhs..cant do hw le la.. cos aft the tank ish settled, ive gt to bath and bath my hamster too, then aft tat maii mama wan mii go hougang point eat wif them for dinner. yup.. so completely no time le.

oo ya!! now gt time. i can do maii eng hw now.. =D

btw, those fcuking fish tank also cut maii hands. so now my hand gt mani bruises. waaah!! some frm cherie (cos we fought. and some others frm tat idiotic fish tank)=P

LOL

2dae go tuition. the teachers damn bad la!!

2 choices:
1) sit in the middle of some funny grp of guys, and do the subject i wan.
2) sit wif all the gals and do maths.

i dun wan do maths cos i nv bring calculator and i HATE maths. but i also dun wan to sit in the middle of some pai kia boys(tat mp sae guai)

so? i bo bian, do maths. =P

the end♥

maii eye have problem?? always itchy de. then must kip on scratching it, then make until the whole eye bcom red, then gt lots of tears kip on coming out..

2dae aft maii cca, aft i called cherie to tell her sth, b4 i reach home, maii eye itchy like siao. i bath le still itchy. in the end i closed maii eyes for bout 10 minutes then ok le.. =D i hate having eyes allergy. aft the holidaes, all the allergies come looking for mii. ><

now doing art hw. walou.. later still gt maths and english hw to do. and maii mama 2dae wan mii veri early sleep cos if nort i tmr cant wake up. >< . then see bas..

my father gt high blood pressure(life threatening),
my mother gt low blood pressure(but not life threatening),
i gt a little little bit of low blood pressure(also not life threatening).

so tis stupid low blood pressure ting ish the reason i often get tired, often feel cold?? my fwen sae hot i sae cold. quite a number of times le.. at first i thot its just i gt use to global warming sia.. i dun on the fan or air cons at home either, then i nv sweat at all..

and pls kindly stop asking mii whether i gt watch tis or tat. i dun like watching tv. the whole dae, i only watch for around 1/2 then i gt irritated by just sitting there and staring, i go maii room sleep. cos i tink tat the television shows veri boring. i prefer seeing maii fwens perform, cos it would b veri funny, they all dunno how to perform. ;D

Ponyo Ponyo Ponyo sakana no ko
Aoi umi kara yatte kita
Ponyo Ponyo Ponyo fukurannda
Manmaru onaka no onna no ko
Peta-peta pyon-pyon
Asitte iina kakechao
Migi-migi-bun-bun
Otetewa iina tunaijao

Anoko to haneru to kokoro mo odoruyo
Paku-paku chu-gyu, paku-paku chu-gyu
Anoko ga daisuki

Makkakka no Ponyo Ponyo Ponyo sakana no ko
Aoi umi kara yatte kita
Ponyo Ponyo Ponyo fukurannda
Manmaru onaka no onna no ko

how come 2dae so special??

mani ppl late, those hu dun hv pimple grow pimple, and lots more funny stuff.. its only tuesday the 13th u noe??

share share pai kia.. pon skool!! ><

wat i tink bout maii new class:
♣too quiet during lessons- i can sleep le..
♣too much guys- 310 had only 6 guys!!

wat i tink bout maii new teachers:
♣too strict- perhaps tats y maii class so quiet
♣maths teacher likes to give hw.so i often stay up late just to do it. (i cant concentrate in the afternoon)

so.. can i change class? i wan learn bio!! nx time i wanna b vet! so im planning to get a tutor to teach mii bio..currently saving $$ for the bio bk.. stupid skool nv let us choose bio as a science subject to learn.. y am i in N(a)??

the end♥

share share's theory of flirting :
1) once the boy made fun of the gal or the gal made fun of the guy, its call flirt.


so according to her definition, almost everyone on earth flirted b4(she calls tis flirt, i call tis play)

tats all ba..


maii theory of flirting:
1) guys hu enjoy the presence of gals and dun mind them, in fact loves playing wif them, is call flirt.

2) girls hu enjoy bullying guys is call flirt.

3) girls hu made themselves extraordinary cute to show off to guys is call flirt.i also call tat act cute.

4) if a gal enjoy guys liking her, its call flirt.

5) gals hu just simply scream their lungs out in front of guys hu play wif them is call flirt.

6) guys hu like to disturb gals- flirters.

7) girls hu go out wif guys- flirters.(except if they r steads)

tats all...


so according to maii definition, mii and share r no flirters(gd sign! we dun flirt. :]), and mui peng and her fwens in hougang sec r major flirters!! :D hahax.



another ting...
mui peng's definition of pai kia...
1) have lots of piercing and espescially on the nose look like cow.

2) like to flirt

3) pon class and skool

4) scold ppl and teachers vulgarities.

5) did not follow skool rules

6) guys wif fringes below the eyebrows(look like gal)

tats all..


so according to mui peng's definition of pai kia, her skool more pai kia than mine(actually its obvious. maii skool so guai. ^-^)


maii theory of pai kia...

1) same as mui peng's, but i gotta add more..

2) use of hp or listen to music in class

3) smoking in skool uniform(really, i tink the smoke smell er xin. XP)

4) gt more than 15 demerit points

5) slacking in class

6) getting bad results

7) dye hair(unless frm white bcom black)

8) go home late

9) not filial

10) just... pai kia la.

tats all...


so according to maii definition of pai kia, almost 1/2 of the ppl in maii skool ish paikia. share little bit paikia- she gt scold vulgarities de. actually i also little bit cos i sometimes use hp in class. mui peng veri pai kia. tuck out shirt, she fold, she spent her time in class flirting and she go hm late.. but she gt lots of merit points and score until damn pro in her exams la.. :D she veri guai to her family too:](like mii :P)


heehee ;D

i really hate children manz... so hard to explain tings to them, then they also so extra, kpo, everyting wan touch touch touch.. irritating sia!!!!

btw, cny so slow de.. faster come ma!!! i wan go ppl hse eat.. :P then at maii own hse also gt more tings to eat, add another usual meal, hotpot.. maii mama always 4gt to cook or lazy to cook, she just cook hotpot de.. she sae easier. eat until i sian liao. i only like the soup- nice.

tis ish so funny manz.. all maii fwens ish like, 4eva eating maggie mee but i can only eat those once in a blue moon. so i wan eat, i go maii fwen hse eat. cos they are like, always eating maggie mee... i like maii mama's maggie mee cos its veri tasty. :P. i cook them myself, always not nice de cos i dunno how to start fire, dunno how to put the tings in the bowl, bla bla, cos, i scared hot.. ;P

jiaji♥

happi new yr!!