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Date: Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Time: 9:34 PM


feeling like not going to skool anymore.. everyting is so complicated.

dun even wanna continue wif life le la.

omg so how and now wat? can i just restart?!

theres nowhere tat i feel now is safe. and without anyone supporting much, i cant do anyting much more.

just let mii be... sobs.. :'(


Date: Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Time: 9:23 PM


maii sis's frens were watching tis eww.. video. its really groos but i still put it here to share anyway..



Date:
Time: 6:36 PM


so pissed off by tat irritating guy.

made mii almost detention. ><
usb cable missing AGAIN. had lots of photos of maii hammies de. but cos of missing usb cables, i resort to putting other pets up here.. ;D






ohya, there are a lot of changes made to maii plans to tis wk. cos of mani mani delays. 2dae no more geog studying. home tuition bcom tmr. sianzz... hw also getting truckloads.


sec 3 life sux a lot. whoever dun agree should b a prokia. really seriously, i tink i may get retain tis yr. ><

surfing around facebook just now, anyhow see ppl i noe, then add. maii cousin stead i also add. lolx. i so extra.. ;D



ok la. byebye. =]


Date: Monday, April 27, 2009
Time: 10:30 PM


tmr is a sure fail for maii physics test. i haven even studied then 2dae then i noe gt test. wtf. suddenly hv to learn 5 formulas within a few hours. then i still blur blur dunno how to use. lolx.. share share de test is on wed. wth mine so soon. ><

maii fo tang library, i found out tat its a gd study enviroment. i went early in the morning go there study geog on sunday. omg, im able to concentrate well and managed to summaries half of chap 6. wed wanna go there study wif mp aft skool. must fast fast cos it 5pm close le.

and im happi 2dae cos i finally passed maii summary. 11/20. -_-" nx goal, summary, must get 13and above. ^^ then slowly improve... then end of yr... yay!! decided. then cnt change mind le. maii geog nid a A1, then is confirm i wan score A1 if not i go...i go... lolx. i go study harder. :p

physics.. W=FxS, work done = force times distance.... ok watever.. dunno if i will b able to 'sub' tis fomula into the test tmr.. sigh..still gt KE= 1/2mv^2 some more.. then GPE=mgh, P=w/t=e/t....and final one veri long de. lazy to type so much..

just, my goals for mid yrs..
eng: B3
A maths: B4
E maths: B3
physics: B3
chem: A2
chi: B3
geo: A1
SS: B3
art: B4

maii tuition goal for mii all either A1 or A2 de. they dream so big for mii wth.. those above goals im doubting even if i can even pass maii A maths.. nid more tuition for maths le!!

maii plans for the rest of tis wk...
tue: tuition for maths then go home do geog
wed: study at fo tang(geog and Emaths) then go home do SS
thur: tuition for any subject( im still pondering on which two subjects i wan practise.)
fri: self study/tuition for maths
sat: tuition for maths/self study
sun: study at fotang for geog(morning), self study for maths,eng and chi paper 1. tat is, if i gt enough time to do it all. ^^

i love the rule of no cca during exam period. i tink ccas should b conducted like the art club. 2hr of slacking in the art room per wk, according to share share. ^^ mine add an extra subject to maii study list de. fisrt aid. but i dun wan study lurhs.. no use de. cca point only minus two marks maximum frm O levels, might as well study hard and get all As.. waste time and energy on ccas.. sigh..

allrites. wan study physics and then sleep le. gdnitez!!


Date: Thursday, April 23, 2009
Time: 9:52 PM


yst aft i off the comp, gt a big big wind! then the wind veri cool allritezx?! everybody close the windows, then i veri bo liao, go open, the wind blew mii instantly and i gt addicted to it. i was like standing at the windows there shouting at the wind which drains maii voice away for it to blow harder cos its really cooling and especially wen its global warming and everydae must sweat type of daes. then tis wind made mii feel like someone on the aircon outside to stop global warming and the air feels like spring!! i gt addicted to the wind so much tat maii mama had to drag mii to bed.

caught a mini flu but now ok le, only sneezes occasionally and i really had the temptation to go north pole and let the wind blow!! hahas. and yst i kept on asking maii mama whether i can go downstairs and just let the wind blow mii like entire body instead of just the upper body. but its already the dead of the nite so they dun let.

the wind really veri cool can!? i love it!!!


tmr sort of a 108'07 class gals'outing?! mani of the gals frm 108'07 r going to jubilee watch the 17 again. omg. share share de ZAC efron. hahax!

siao de. exams coming still go see movie..lolx.


Date: Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Time: 11:07 PM


2dae recess is soo funny!! haha..

xiuwei, lizhen, belinda, cherie and me we were all trying to go up the stairs back to our classroom. then we reach one of the stairs, we realised tat its locked. and as we were going to walk off in disapointment, belinda's fren(whom she called eric, hu is a SL), open the door and let somebody out, then we all trying to go in wen he suddenly go close the door. then we were all laughing except lizhen and belinda. lizhen went to sit down and read her bk, belinda over there trying to force the door open. then mii and cherie were like, hahaha, its so funny lo.

at last eric go open the door and we all go in.

heehee. its so damn funny sia! tinking of it make mii laugh. belinda expression like veri serious like tat. haha!!

then aft skool, went for 'lunch' wif cherie, annette, xiuwei, jiaxin and jingwen. our 'lunch' is icecream at mac. then veri cute. mii, annette and jiaxin we eat choco sundae. then the rest eat mcflurry. 3 to 3. hahas.

aft tat we go see hp la. but its not veri intresting cos i just bought maii own new phone then im not so intrested in others anymore.


chi oral damn stupid. first paragraph veri easy, second paragraph is the part where i kept on stumbling on words. die le. idk tat gt such word changi in the passage until cherie told mii. then i was like omg. i tink i pronouce rong. tis yr chi oral really like, i dropped standard la. last yr i can do it de. tis yr i stumble across words like 4 times, then tat mr ang koon yong kip on scribbling tings down on the paper. wtf and he go and laugh at mii during the convo. >< cos maybe the last sentence i said sth like, they grow up, dun look nice or wat, nobody wan marry them. i said tat cos idk wat to sae anymore then tat mr ang kip on laughing.( ok la. he tried not to.)


aft maii oral i waited for share share for a damn long 2 hr!! wtf she nv bring handphone then i cnt tell her anyting bout mii going first so i just sit there wait. ppl walk past. 'bye.' 'bye.' 'bye.' 'bye.' 'bye.' wtf, so mani ppl go home then i still stuck down there cnt go cos i nid wait for share.

going raining soon now. bb!!


Date: Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Time: 9:19 PM


congrats tan mui peng for getting gold in SYF for guzheng!!
see?? i told u u can do it, no nid scared de. nx time must get gold wif honour horx!!

lolx. also not maii skool i call u get so high for wat? hahax, jkjk..


share pang sei kia again! in the badminton there i nobody to tok to except lizhen and yvonne hu only once in a while tok to mii. ><

tmr suddenly gt chinese oral. lolx. last minute tell us. so bad.. hahax. >< aiyoyo.. exams coming really really soon and theres still so much to do.. sigh..


Date: Monday, April 20, 2009
Time: 11:13 PM


ok nvm. maybe i aft exams then delete tagboard.


Date:
Time: 10:05 PM


LOL!! maii fren so bad sia!! play trick on mii!! i dun wan tok to her liao la!! ><>< hate her.

sisters, u go private frenship blog u will noe hu im toking abt.

oo and im getting tired of replying tags on tagboard, decided to remove until i feel like putting it back again. ^^ cheers!!

oo and btw, i nid to advertise tis : ♥♥♥ eve's story blog

just click on the link and tag her.


Date:
Time: 8:56 PM


bought maii new phone.

sho qiao. lizhen also changed phone. xiuwei also. wait. it is xiu wei? ok la watever nvm.

sat in the freaking parade square aft skool as dunno wat punishment wen i did nth wrong. and the weather is soo hot!! and 2dae recess is really funny! hahax. only share share will noe wat happen. damn happi during tis recess. so irritated aft skool.

nx time, im going to try TAT ting again.(no not ciggarette or anyting bad. just personal stuff tat only share share noe.)

actually ive planned out sth for tis post but i 4gt wat. damn maii memory. i just hope tis dun happen during maii exams .................................................

OO YA!! I JUST RMB!

share share saes she maybe wan give two of her hammy away JUST BCOS SHE WANNA BUY NEW PHONE and she gt no $$ for it. i wun give maii chippy bibi away even if i became bankrupt. omg i hope her last decision is not really give them away. it's CRUEL.

sho, gd luck in decision making. tis is a case of two lifes. its nort like how i often tell u wen u hv ties, to flip a coin and bla bla. lolx.


just now eat dinner wif maii bro and sis we were damn lame. the way we tok...and share funny tings. then veri funny de. we were toking bout tv shows then sae until the siisii guy on tv we saw yst and he kip on mimicking his actions. then mii and maii sis were like WAHAHAHAHAHA!! then gt one scene, i told them sth, bro laugh until he drop out of his chair and everyone laugh harder. luckily maii mama not at home just now. she dun like us toking while eating cos we will eat a long long time.

tok to maii bro and sis veri fun. fight wif them veri not fun. oops. 4gt buy ice cream to eat as i said just now. nvm...

updates on saturdae...

went to get rusty the minute muipeng reached maii hse. then muipeng stayed at rusty hse while i went back home to fetch huimin to rusty hse. then we played some tricks on rusty wif the leash, he veri funny de, kip on getting tricked. yep and we brought him to serangoon ave 1 cos there gt a new dog shop and we bring him there make frens. but as we walked there frm maii hse and maii cousin said its pretty far, rusty was panting and thirsty le. then i tell maii cousins. compare tis trip to tat time maii cca wan mii to walk frm maii skool to punggol park at 3am. she was left speechless.

aft sending rusty back home, i went to buy hp. then veri paiseh cos the uncle take out a memory card those big big one used to insert into the computer, then tat time i still dunno wat is it and i was like 'shen me lai de?!' lolx. they burst into laughter and pretended not to noe mii. ><><>< >< ><><

oo man exams coming so soon. omg,i must go study le. bb!!


Date: Saturday, April 18, 2009
Time: 12:21 PM


feeling bored so i linked maii blog to another to another to another ......


found tis quiz so went to do it.

IN SEVENS...

SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARES ME:
1) more cca (wa lou, cca means sunnydaes for mii)
2) more hw (omg, confirm wont do and fail for it)
3) more tests failed (i nid maii A1!!!)
4) bloody scenes (eww..)
5) tings that hurt (ouch!)
6) when animals bite (hello? its just mii; i wont hurt u..)
7) when someone close to mii leaves the world (come back! we misses u!)

SEVEN THINGS I LIKE THE MOST:
1) maii pet (sweeties)
2) maii frens and family(plus cousinsss)
3) listening to music (lalala)
4) maii hp (can do almost everytig wif it)
5) chocolate and cakes (yummy?)
6) sleeping (zzz...)
7) the feeling of jumping down (and not dying so i can try it again and again)

SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN MY ROOM:
1) the bed (to sleep in)
2) the blanket (to kip warm)
3) the pillow (to lie maii head on)
4) the bolster (to hug)
5) the towels (hv a back up blanket cos i always loses it during the night.)
6) the books (entertain mii wen im bored)
7) simply all the junk (EVERYTING)

SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:
1) i hate waking up early (i wan to kip on dreaming)
2) i like to dream (its fun and dreams r unbelievable)
3) i wan to b a vet (challenging and i wan save animals's lives)
4) im not afraid to die. im READY for it! but not ready for others'. (yep)
5) i can tok up to 5 subjects in a convo especially sms. dun believe, ask share. (blablablablabla)
6) i like to tok. but ppl not close to mii must start first cos i dunno wat to sae to someone not close to mii. (...)
7) if u noe mii, ive gt plenty to tok abt, and maii saliva nv runs out if im wif maii close ones (tis and tat, tis and tat.)

SEVEN THINGS I PLAN TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1) go to at least 5 countries for maii entire life(australia?)
2) save at least an animal's life (yala)
3) b top in level for any yr (woohoo!)
4) sae gdbye to the ppl hu r wif mii all tis while (see ya wen u die too. lol kidding..)
5) finish reading 'the other hand' (tat bk is VERI reasonable)
6) watch twilight (its veri the wow)
7) plan on hu to haunt (heehee ;D)

SEVEN THINGS I CAN DO
1) make ppl laugh( according to share)
2) make ppl blush (share said tat too)
3) almost every other ting a human can do. (duh)
4) live without the television (i dun like the telly. it always made mii stuck)
5) change ppl attitude (yeah!!)
6) chat wif a fren for the entire wk (chitchat anyone?)
7) capture moments of life (life is the funniest clown one had ever been in)

SEVEN THINGS I CAN'T DO
1) hate someone more than 3months (dunno y)
2) stop rusty frm being so mad abt bicycles and birds (he always chases them)
3) teach maii brother hw( i ended up giving answers to him)
4) stop maii st john frm being so crazy (pumping position down,up,down!! -_-")
5) change ppl mind (i nid u b kinder to ppl!)
6) make life speed up (jiayou faster!)
7) make life slow down.(cool it, buddy)

SEVEN THINGS THAT ATTRACTS ME TO THE OPPOSITE SEX
1) sweet eyes wif double eyelids (oo i love TAT kind of eyes)
2) hv a nice attitude and dun scowl at ppl? (ppl hv a life too)
3) doing well for tests? (A for sci, A for maths, A for geo, at least a B for everyting)
4) hv sense of humour? (hahahahahaha!!)
5) one hu loves to chat. (hello? im free to chat now. u?)
6) i wan one hu hated flirting. (omg, flirting so disgusting lolx)
7) well dressed and nort looking like a beggar? (er-hem)

SEVEN THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1) yeah!! (happi)
2) wa lou (irritated)
3) bu yao chao [dun b so noisy] (to noisy ppl)
4) irritating leh (stop it)
5) chippi bibi!! (maii hamies)
6) later online? (i wan online too.)
7) hi. free to chat? (im feeling bored)

SEVEN PEEPS I WAN TO SEE TAKING TIS TEST
1) share (twin)
2) mui peng (best frens)
3) shea(do on frenship blog)
4) sherry(do on frenship blog too)
5) anyone hu wans to do (1)
6) anyone hu wans to do (2)
7) anyone hu wans to do (3)

BYE BYE


Date:
Time: 9:54 AM


fine!! dun wan then dun wan lo! so pathetic! i also dun wan u all le!! >< wan change le!!


Date: Friday, April 17, 2009
Time: 7:39 PM


smart rusty!! going bring him out to serangoon ave tmr evening. buying new hp tmr too. HE FINALLY AGREED!! MAII PAPA FINALLY LET MII GET THE NEW PHONE!! ok la. its 2nd hand, not new.

im focusing more on private blog.. tis blog will b soooo jealous!!


siao. its now so late le and i still haven eaten maii dinner.. even share had eaten. maii mama haven come back . dunno she gt cook anot.. probably yes. fried rice.


ive been doing tings tat i long long nv do lately.. misses them. including not studying. without cherie or those irritating ppl in maii new class, i sleep a lot in class. especially maths. one curve. she spoke ten sentences for it. and its veri 'nice'. i doze off while she teaches binomial. 30 mins past and i woke up, she still at the 5th one. slow sia!! call maii home tutor come teach. he teach always make ppl laugh de. i laugh at him every 2 minutes or more. but he nx wk going skool le. wa lou. means our timing may clash more. maii thru train for maths how?! so far, maii geog okok... around a B4 ba.. i wan a A2 for geo tis midyr.

so i shouldnt b blogging over here. should i? wasting maii precious time. i shall study wenever i gt the chance to. especially no cca period. ^^

maii real sis currently at camp. the hse is so much peaceful without her.
maii mama sae the hse is so much neater without mii.
i sae the hse calms down without sis.
sis said the hse is so loving without maii bro.
lolx..

jiayou sisters!


Date: Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Time: 8:17 PM


rusty had passed the test le!! leash-less walking wif mii!! hahax. now he will even look for mii sia!! so cute!! so sad share missed everyting. rusty is a lot better now yeah?!


Date: Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Time: 10:23 PM


i was in tuition 2dae then im looking at maii phone. maii teacher walk past and saw the hamster pic i set as maii wall paper on the phone. she stared at it and asked mii...
tr grace: what's that?!
mii: maii hamster.
tr grace: oo i thot its some sort of cotton ball or sth. hahas.
mii: (smiles) they sleeping...
tr grace: u noe, i tink hamsters had u noe.. tat strong smell or odour...
mii: they do?
tr grace: yeah.. maii hamsters hor, very smelly....
mii: oo. tat. i bath maii hamsters everydae.
tr grace: OO!!(turn to maii classmates) if i were a hamster, i would wan an owner like tat too! (turn to mii) u use woodshavings for them?
mii: no.. now i use a kind of special one...(and i told her bout different beddings for hamster.)
tr grace: (blur blur) ok watever, i just prefer wood shavings.

and she started telling the rest how lucky her life would be if she really had so and she was trying to find some descriptive words for it. i didnt really go listen to her, i wanna tell her the rest of the tings to maii hamsters, i had the urge to show maii little hammies off to the rest of the world!!

let mii start wif their tings. chippy and bibi had five foodbowls which i change periodically for them, five towels for bathing, two towels for wiping, three toys, two bathrooms, and they changed homes for at least thrice, tried at least 5 different bedding already. and lots more facillities for them.

sometimes, they r allowed to drink a tiny bit of soy milk or apple juice. chippy loves the apple juice. and everytime i refilled their foodbowls, i put around 3 to 5 different treats inside theie foodbowl for them too. currently, treats includes vitacereals, yogurt drops, shrimp pellets, vegestick and once every 2 to 3 wks, i let them eat hamster donuts, green peas flavoured.

bath time!! i'd put one of their towels into their portable bathtub i gave them. bibi would come rushing out and goes automatically into the portable cage. chippy is lazier. i hv to carry her out. then i'd give bibi either a vitacereal or a yogurt drop which he'd finish it like its his last meal. but chippy dun quite like eating but i wan her fat so i feed her by hand, she would only eat it if i do so like tis, then, i will put chippy into the portable cage where they wait for their bath.

i bring their bath stuff into the toilet, bath them wif warm water and royal soap(human use de.) then i wrap them into their towel which i then put into the bathtub that i flicked dry. they dry themselves up in the towel without wanting to get out at all. then i leave them there, meanwhile, i myself go bath. aft around ten minutes when they r quite dry, i open the portable cage and place it just nx to the tub. they climbed into the portable cage and continued their drying up there. once in a while, it will climb back into the tub where the towels was to stay warm. i can leave it like tis for 15 minutes, i trust them enough not for them to escape. and they really wont escape.

im so proud of the little hammies!!

btw, maii phone is crazy de. camera spoil, sound system spoil, often blackout and now its hard to on it aft ive off it!!

i gt two choices. heal it at $60 or get a second hand, another model at $90. and i just did some researches on the phone. the new phone is newer, better. but its samsung F330 live loud music edition and i dun like loud stuff.

compare the new phone to the old one.
new:
old:
and so aft pondering for a long time, i guess i wan the new one. now, the final decision goes to maii father. he'll probably saes, yor mid yrs r coming, lets see yor results first. by the time maii results come out, i tink i must ponder for another phone instead,and i HATE pondering. and its a nice deal too. $90!! ^^


Date: Monday, April 13, 2009
Time: 10:59 PM


im so feeling random...

外遇

话说有一只公鸡和一只母鸡玩得特别好,可以说是“两小无猜”,但有一天鸡的主人看到公鸡直追着母鸡咬,主人见了非常奇怪,就跑到鸡窝里一瞧,原来母鸡生了一个鸭蛋!



Two spoons

At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest pockets. Upon being asked, one waiter said, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement."

Then the customer noticed that a string was hanging out of all the waiters' flies and asked what the string was for. "The string is for us to go to the bathroom," explained the waiter, "that way, when we pull it, it shoots and aims right away. Then we don't have to stop to wash our hands."

The customer asked, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?"

The waiter whispered confidentially, "I don't know about the others, but I use the two spoons."


女厕所中的惊叫

  晚上,女厕所里转来一阵尖叫。众女生忙抄起家伙,冲了进去,问:“坏人在哪?”
  但此女生良久不语,只是低头垂泪,其楚楚可怜的模样让人看了心碎,在众人的追问下,女生终语开口了:“我用洗脚的毛巾洗脸了!”



Adding time

Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."



Grandma's Idea

One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on!

So he goes up to his grandpa and says "Grandpa, do you realize that you're not wearing any pants?" His grandpa replies "Yes Jimmy, I do."

Jimmy then says "Well, why are you outside without any pants on Grandpa?"

His grandpa looks at Jimmy and responds "Well Jimmy, yesterday I sat outside without a shirt to long, and I got a stiff neck. This was your grandma's idea."


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Revenge

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.

After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on its head!"




Date:
Time: 8:09 PM


guess where is maii usb cable?

my mama conficated it!! she said i always use le then let it stay on the cpu, she fed up wif kiping it for mii everytime, so she permanently kip it!! waaah!!!

had a fun dae wif share share 2dae. starts wif art class. we were like just telling each other abt our funny moments we experienced, i told her bout the cpn, she told mii bout her classmates. haha, shes nort in st john yet she noe almost all of maii st john frens, juniors and seniors. and one ting we found out. st john ppl likes to hang out wif art club ppl. like cherie art club i stjohn, we were always tgt. and some cherie de seniors is those hu aften hang out wif maii senior!! hahax, so cute!

we noe cos wen we walk past ppl, then i sae, tat one maii senior, then she exclaimed, the gal/guy wif yor senior is maii senior!! or vice versa. lol.

cherie often saes st john cute, then i will sae, then join st john lo, so i at st john wont so bo liao le.

ever since mii and cherie seperated classes, i treasure all maii times wif her. shes so much fun to b wif. maii class ppl hor... haiz..

last yr, theres someone to make fun of, someone hu made fun of us, some one to play wif and no one to hate. tis yr, all so serious attitude to mii one and some even look at mii as if i had grown an extra nose or sth, its uncomfortable staying wif the new class manz... dun hv a permanent buddy or anyone to rely on at all, and theres three ppl i can hate i maii new class, one of them the whole class hate de, another one i find its irritating mii, another one i find the person VERI act, veri irritating also.

i wan 208 back!!! and im really sad tat i cant go for 208 class chalet tis june bcos of maii irritating cca camp. grr!! stop mii frm meeting maii frens, stop maii social times AS USUAL.

nx yr, i must go thru train class, 409!! everone's aiming for it so i guess it will b a little hard. but i tink, if i can do it in sec two, i can do it in sec three too! believe in myself, self esteem must jiayou!! share share, u also must go hor!! so we can same class again, yes!! then it will be fun time again!! i miss those times we fight over small stuff especially the 'table incident' we were quarelling over which direction the table should face and almost broke up bcos of tat. then wen its solved, we laughed at our own silliness. lolx sia! xue zhen sec one sit behind us and often sae we fight until veri scary. hahax, we rarely fight now. oops, we do. we fight over ********* top secret. only gals frm the sisters private blog will noe.

strive!!!


Date: Sunday, April 12, 2009
Time: 5:00 PM


frm huimin blog, feel like doing a quiz so i copied and do it.

All 21 people must do unless don't have blog .
Write the names of 21 friends you can think off the top of your head,
and then answer the questions .
Say you’re guessing if you don’t know, but at least guess on all of them .
After doing this , tag your 21 friends to do the same

1) huimin
2) muipeng
3) share share
4) shearel
5) sherry
6) karen
7) xiuzhen
8) jasmine
9) alicia
10) geraldine
11) sihan
12) vivien
13) xiuwei
14) natalie
15) victoria
16) regina
17) vivian
18) eve
19) melanie
20) shanelle
21) samantha

How did you meet 7 ?
primary skool, aft she gt posted to another pri skool, she bcame share's best fwen hu is now maii sister. so qiao rite?! ;D

What would you do if you and 15 had never met?
if i nv met vic, i'd never meet nat too. they r twins!! :]

Would 4 and 16 make a good couple ?
oo. u mean they lestbians?? siao. shea hv her somebody le la!!(to maii sisters: u noe hu;])

Do you think 11 is attractive ?
lol!! veri!! ><><

What language does 8 speak ?
chi & eng but most of the time, she speaks chi to mii.

Who is 13 going out with ?
her frens

What grade is 16 in ?
sec 2 tis yr.

Would you ever date 17 ?
arg. not lestbians..

Where does 18 live ?
hougang. veri near xinmin sec.

What is the best thing about 4 ?
shes a really nice gal and im really glad i met her. sisters 4eva, shea!! ^^

What would you like to tell 10 right now ?
lol! wat u wan mii to tell her?! i didnt owe her anyting or wat.. oo ya, u bian tai go smell ppl hair, and pangsei sia, nv go cpn..

What is the best thing about 20 ?
she likes to laugh. idk bout now. we r best fwens in pri 5..

Have you ever kissed 2 ?
she gt stead le la!! ask her stead to kiss her instead!!

What’s the best memory you have of 5 ?
wen she suddenly sing a hi-5 song in hougang point and everyone look at her. HAHAHA!!

When’s the next time you’re going to see 4 ?
another sisters gathering or unless we accidentally mat at bbtea shop.

How is 7 different from 6?
alot.

Is 2 pretty ?
veriveriverichiogal.

What was your first impression of 15 ?
she's a special gal. ^^

How did you meet 3 ?
miss lim pulled us tgt by making us sit tgt in sec one. if she is not there, im probably wif some other gals as besties..

Is 15 your best friend ?
we r not veri familiar, although her sis went to maii hse b4. we r now frens cos of hammies.

Do you hate 12 ?
y do u wan mii to hate her for nth? i dun like hating ppl..

Have you seen 18 in the last month ?
i will see her in skool if its a skool day. same secondary ma..

When was the last time you saw 16 ?
2dae.

Have you been to 5’s house ?
sad fate: no.

When’s the next time you’ll see 10 ?
cometime during skool time.

Are you close to 11?
CLOSE?!?

Have you been to the movies with 4 ?
nope. we just became sisters and she still gt some prob wif her father, so strict..

Have you gotten in trouble with 8 ?
nope.

Would you give 19 a hug?
yep, primary five, one of maii besties. i gt a lot of besties when im pri 5..

When have you lied to 3 ?
wen i dun wan her to noe someting.and its now no more. now, i tell her everting.

Is 11 good at socializing ?
idk idk idk.

Do you know a secret about 8?
depends on her if she tinks tat the tings she tells mii r secrets. i dun tell secrets of frens to others.btw, my home tutor veri wat. he sae all maii frens can tell mii their secrets le cos they tell mii le i surely will forget it easily.(true, i 4gt some secrets tat maii frens tell mii le. -_-")

Describe the relationship between 12 and 18?
idk if they ever met b4..

What’s the best thing about your friendship with 9 ?
we r not frens. we r cousins, and gather tgt on saturdays if i dun hv ccas and we would play, sometimes veri mature, sometimes act like 3 yr olds. huimin also.

What’s the worst thing about 6 ?
dunno. my new fren, i dunno anyting bout her.

Have you ever had a crush on 12 ?
i tink tis quiz really wans mii to bcom a lestbian.

How long have you known 2 ?
frm pri 6 we start to b besties. but pri 2 we noe each other le.

Does 11 have a bf/gf ?
lol! how i noe?!

Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face?
i wont. the most i would do if she offended mii is to hit her then the part of her arm tat i had hit became red.

Has 21 met your mother ?
er...nope.

How did you meet 11 ?
cca, and shes maii neighbour's fren.

Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3?
almost everytime i met her. especially in sec one when our hobby is fight. but i gt the most 'lucky scars' in the end.

Do you live close to 7?
not very. but shes close to share share.

What is 8’s favorite food ?
dunno leh...

What kind of car does 1 have ?
wa... she big liao hor?! gt driving liciense le hor?! ok la. maybe she gt model cars at home..

Have you traveled anywhere with 9 ?
what do u tink?? cousins leh.. known her since im 3 sia..

If you gave 14 $100, what would they spend it on?
maybe hammy stuff? idk...

ppl up there, u wanna do, do. u dun wan, dun wan lo.


Date:
Time: 3:18 PM


so the cpn turn out to b REAL SIAN.

no games tis time. just a long long rehearsal ourselves, then sit in the hall the rest of the day to bid farewell to seniors. the previous two yrs de cpn is great. tis yr de i dun like. i hope wen i graduate frm st john, i wont get tis type of cpn, seniors and juniors should mix around!! wat sec 1 sec two sec three and like tat, dun nid mix de meh? stay wif same squad so sian..

so tis yr cpn is a definite no-no for mii. SIAN!!

tears shed yst. a lot. first the promotion parade and then cpn. oo manz..

hey gals, go see private blog!! ^^


Date: Saturday, April 11, 2009
Time: 1:04 PM


tags replied.

to robin: the caller is an adult, sound veri mature de, and u r so boliao.

to huimin: maybe u tat time sit far away frm mii. i only noe meixiu laugh like siao. and yep, later i link u. later or tmr.

to vivien: thkq! ^^



just came back frm promotion parade and decided to post sth short here b4 i go since my father on the computer le.

promotion parade-leg pain- feel fainty- but nv fall out- well.. almost feel like doing so- but i noe i can endure through it.
3 ppl double promoted in maii squad. frm lcp to sgt! congrats to sgt cherie , sgt chella and sgt jia hao!! ^^

later cpn, in skool for tis yr, no going out. wa lou. skool again. so sianz... yst de frenship party hor, i nx time wanna post here and in sisters' blog and the private one(for the private stuff we did.[we veri pure de, dun anyhow tink, we just dun wan ppl to noe wat we toking bout all tis while.])

yeah!! ^^


Date: Thursday, April 9, 2009
Time: 6:02 PM


only a few ppl noe tis but i wan to share it here cos its damn funny.
maii cousin were all at maii hse. well, almost all. alicia, huimin, douglas all there and im playing the comp and they were somewhere near mii.

the phone rang and i pick it up. the caller speaks chinese but im converting it to eng(except 'hello'. our convo:
mii: hello?
caller: hello?
mii: yes. looking for? [ya zhao sui?]
caller: hello?
mii: HELLO?! hu u looking for?!! [ni zhao sui?!]
caller: er... (hangs up)
mii: (to maii cousins) tis person so wu liao. [zhe ren hen wu liao](went back to blogging)
the phone rings again aft a few secs and i pick it up.
~
mii: hello?
the same caller: hello?
mii: ya!! u calling for hu??[arh-na!! zhao sui?]
caller: is tis kfc?? [ zhe li shi kfc ma?]
mii: KFC??? (all maii cousins started giggling)
caller: (a bit irritated) can i speak to yor manager pls? [qing wen wo ke yi gen ni de jing li jiang hua ma?]
mii: MANAGER?? theres NONE here.. or are u trying to look for maii mum? [jing li?! zhe li shi ge jia leh!! hai shi ni zhao wo mama?](maii sis started laughing)
caller: wat?? is tis kfc?[ ha? zhe li shi bu shi kfc??]
mii: AWW COME'ON... TIS IS MAII HOME AND U R CALLING MAII HSE PHONE.[dang ran bu shi la!! ni xian zai shi zai da wo jia hao ma leh!!]
caller: so tis is not kfc? [suo yi zhe bu shi kfc la?]
mii: yala!! and stop calling. im busy!! (hangs up)[ arh-na! bu yao da lai le! wo hen mang!]
and i told maii cousins: tis weirdo thot its kfc here and....[you ge shen jing bing yi wei zhe li shi kfc ran hou...] (and b4 i can finish maii sentence, maii cousins all burst into laughter and the phone rang again.)
~
mii: HELLO!!? tis IS nort kfc, its maii home!! [ zhe li bu shi kfc, shi wo de jia!!]
and the caller hangs up.
one of maii aunts come and take the phone frm mii sae if the crazy fellow calls again, she'll speak to her. i turn to look at maii cousins hu haven yet done laughing.
one of them ask mii: wats yor hse phone number? [ni jia dian hua hao ma shen me?]
(and shes still giggling) i told her and they all said, while laughing: 'tat's nth like kfc's number!!'[ yi dian dou bu xiang kfc hao ma la!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!] then i was like, ya i noe but i cant help it if theres a crazy woman hu thot tat maii hse phone is the kfc number either..

tat siao zha bo nv call back. ^^
maii hse phone so hard to rmb, to tink tat tis siao zha bo thot its kfc number. feel like slapping her face. tinking of it now, i should hv said, yes im the manager. wats yor order? address?
then i give the address to the police sae tis siao zha bo wans kfc at maii hse. ><


yes!! tmr no nid go skool. can sleep longer le!! ^^
the end♥


Date: Monday, April 6, 2009
Time: 8:37 PM


i hv a great imagination and i hate it.

maybe tats one of the reasons i dun like watching tv. wenever i watch i show, then i go somewhere else like maii table or bed, maii stupid mind started imaginating all sorts of funny tings. for example, yst i watched final destination 3, only like a small part of it. the part i watch is abt the gal imaginating sth scary, then shes on a roller coaster ready to go soon, she suddenly freaked out shouting tat the coaster track gt hole but nobody believe her. she gt off the coaster and some other ppl also, but her boyfwen remain on it. then the coaster went. the track really hv a hole, and the entire coaster topple over, her boyfwen died.

then another incident in the show, gt two gals go tan in a box which i dunno wat it is called, then then machine spoilt, the temperature gt highter so they were feeling so warm in it tat they wan get out but it is stuck, so they kip on screaming but nobody can save them cos all the doors to them were stuck. they became so hot, they burn until brown colour, the machine caught fire, they died.

then aft i went to sleep ystm, maii imagination just run wild abt tat tv's incident. eww..the gal's skin is so disturbing, blotches were growing out of it and ewwwwwwwwww.... cant sleep well for tat hour. ><

ok. not only tat show. the brown skin reminded mii of the time i watch 'the mummy- tomb of the dragon emperor' its also disturbing wen the emperor melted, so another ewww....

see? i cant watch any shows. cartoons sometimes can b disturbing too. (lol i little bit sae disturbing de cos maii imagination siao de) docementaries also cannot watch. tat time i go watch the documentary, and tat nite i dreamed of the crocodile coming aft mii and maii frens. ><

so? i hate watching tv.


Date: Saturday, April 4, 2009
Time: 8:32 PM


2dae is speech cum homecoming dae.

speech dae damn sian.
homecoming dae damn warm,cherie, mui peng and mii kept on sweating. then share share walk little bit sae tired wan sit down. then i wait for her to finish tired while pretending to listen to all her complains bout how sian is homecoming dae. i tink its okok, only she dun wan to participate in activities, how do she expect it to b not sian?

and maii sis veri irrtating. aft maii speech dae she stand at the far corner of all the seats waving to mii like gt some important news like tat, hai mii rush there, then she told mii nth. wtf. wanna slap her.

wth, homecoming dae items damn expensive!! icecream $3?! but i had to spend maii money off by buying it since cherie and muipeng both dun wan go haunted hse for no reason, especially cherie hu last yr said she wan go, but yet she nv go and dun wan gimme gd reason. ><

recently is really hot weathered!! i hate global warming. ><


Date: Friday, April 3, 2009
Time: 9:33 PM


first of all, share share, cool it!! ^^ maybe tis will benefit our sister? its not like everytime it WILL go wrong or what rite? plus, she had it cos of peer pressure, so maybe she wun care so much bout the guy.. dun get irritated by the case. we noe u care. ^^ but put yourself in her shoes. time and again, she rejected so mani. she feels bad. so she wans to hv one. maybe just for playplay? maybe shes nort serious in it at all? aft all, tat guy pro and guai. just like tat. nth addictive about him. she wans him more for a tutor cos he pro de. cheer up! peer pressure sux. she gives in too easily to peer pressure. so she nids our help. lets try to help instead of sulking at one side cos it doesnt' help. ^^

as for the other incident, dun angry. ok for the time being, idk wat happen. and i hope it wont affect u so much. forget about it. dun care her for the time being and let yourself cool off. think about wat happen and the gd side of it. u probably will mit more of tis type of ppl wen u go work. so.. welcome to the world.. ^^

jiayou!! u can do it!! mii and sally is always there!! the sisters gang too!! ^^

erm.. i tink i sound like a couseller.. -_-" so much for being one.. hahas..

2dae speech dae rehearsal sux. i kana caught for fringe and the 'bow' part. i had to redo and redo it so formally.. slap their face lar!! wtf.. anyhow... maii bursary also no nid rehearsal, get so much $$, tis one get lesser $$, paiseh so mani times.

so. tmr, aft maii speech dae, i gotta change into corp tee frm skool uniform to do FA duty. then finish le change into class tee to do class de booth duty. lolx. so clean, kip on changing.. -_-"

i hate speech dae. tis yr i dun wan score well le. if not nx yr kana speech dae.. lolx.. ok la. i tink tis yr i wan also cannot lo. tis yr like everyting so difficult, and i dun really like maii new class, cos theres some really irritating ppl tat i dun like. wtf. tok to them they dunno how to reply de. i tell share bout it then share sae its cos maybe i speak too soft, must speak up. lol, i dun wan to shout in their ears. plus, i dunno them well, i dun wan act like im their 10-yr fwen or sth. ><

stupid!! i wan maii 208'08 back!! tat class is so cool!! so noisy, like tat joke and tok back at the teacher. tis yr hor, they gt tok back. yeah. but in a veri serious tone like the teacher owe them them some million dollars like tat. dun wan listen in class, at least can act a bit ma.. teacher come scold then give him the cold look. wat u tink u r? bigger than the teacher? dun like then pon skool la. i dun like to see students treating teacher like tat. not funny. >< just pure too serious.

i wan go maii 208 class chalet tat is in june. but its clashing wif maii cca and they die die must celebrate michelle bdae in chalet. dunno whether im going or not. i just hope tat it issnt the same venue as last yr. downtown chalet will b gd. u noe, the one near wild wild wet.. if its the same venue, then i dun wan sacrifice maii tired for it le cos the place sux.

and im getting tired of maii mum. she wans mii to get along well wif maii siblings. ok. i like to give ppl new names. so i gave them one. then i was able to communicate wif them cos i wan to purposely use the name i gave them. maii mama told mii off for giving them such wierd names.
then maii sis wan mii lend her sth. i dun wan. she force mii to lend. so i lend, wif a warning- dun lend yor fren!! she too kind le. everyting lend fren, help fren do everyting like their slave like tat, in the end get bullied she also dunno. stupid sia. so i decided to teach them some lifeskills so tat they wont look like victims.
1st- dun lend tings to ppl u dun trust
2nd- give ppl u dun like the white eye(unless they look like real guys hu gt gangs)
3rd- b more selfish cos....

i haven complete maii tat sentence and maii mama overheard our conversation and told mii not to teach them the rong ting. well? i tink its the rite ting. u cant trust ppl anowdays. will kana bullied. b as perfect as possible, dun start stupid conversations, and most of all, try not to lend ppl expensive stuff unless u trust them tat they wont fiddle wif it much. like tat time maii stupid sis. i put lots of hp themes tat i like in her phone, so tat nx time i can send it to maii own new phone later on in tis yr tat im probably going to get. then she go lend her new fwen her phone. and her fwen DELETE it ALL!!! slap her fwen la!! then her new fwen wan hammy. i gave her two. the nx dae, they died. fcuk them sia!!

then maii mama spoke to mii about being more giving....blablabla...zzzzzzzzzzzzz.............. er...mum..? welcome to the selfish modern singapore. u read too much newspapers featuring other countries' gd side. u left out the bad ones. can u see more nice tings than bad tings happening? nope. most r done by selfish acts. so we must b selfish if not bcom victim. i always saw maii mama giving other ppl tings but others rarely give her. maybe tat's where all maii recent pocket money goes. she always tells mii she had no money when i ask her for some. hello?! save the money for clothes, movies and new handphones pls?? tis is pathetic- the last movie tat i catched in the cinemas is bee movie. ><

lol... maybe i sound selfish in tis blog teaching ppl how to be selfish but i sometimes i myself also everyting lend ppl. then come back spoil. i also do nth. >< maii whole family is too kind hearted.. sigh... so im currently trying to brainwash maii family into receiving more instead of everytime treat ppl. in tis world, if there r 10000 ppl, i tink only 1 has such gd morals. freak...