2dae veri scary..
there was one moment during the dae when i was tired so i went to my bed then i sleep, i try to feel for maii hp to see if its by maii bedside. instead, maii hand brushed against a small hard ting. curious, i peeked at the watever it is. brown wif legs, maii first thot was maii sis toy cockroach tat she like to use to scare mii but hey? her toy dun hv hairy legs de.. so i look clearer at the ting. OMG!! REAL COCKROACH!!! one ting to do nx- scream.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRrrrrrrrrrGggggggggggggggg!!
maii sis was in the other room then she shouted: 'wat again tis time?? gt cockroach tis time??'
omg she guess so correctly. tat irritating cockroach ish those kind of big big ones tat u see in public toilet tat enjoy scaring u by suddenly appear like ghost. the problem ish... its HALF A COCKROACH!! the head ish gone!!! its scary scary!! more scary then the lion i saw at hougang mall 2dae hu tried to buy chicken rice!! i dun dare sleep le lurhs... my bed ish clean de!! gt perfume de also, y the hell would such an irritating ghostly ting tat look like shit appear on top, DEAD?? i so suei sia...
btw, 2dae saw lots of lions then they make lots of noise and i hate them. i cant make out y i enjoy watching them dance when i was young. so stupid lo. bleah!!!
2dae brought rusty for a walk wif mui peng too.. he tried being gay wif another dog in the park!!
but the vid we took of them veri slow to upload. so didnt put it here...
then, we made up tis:
rusty gt first in being naughty boy!! he won himself plasma TV!!
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violated the rules- anyhow gay wif others. must b locked up behind bars!!
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ive gt lots of boyfwen sia.. one rusty one yoki. rusty youngster yoki old dog. wan go out on afternoon, bring rusty. wan go out on evening, bring yoki.
but girlfwen still the best ma.. anytime i wan go out, call cherie. nort in? call mui peng. nort in? call chippy. she dun wan or cant, just bath will get cold if go out? then call cousin,call neighbour, call the rest of the world tat i consider maii close buddy. =D
chinese jokes. im boring so i just put it here since i just found some..
山里的厕所
有一个人，半夜叁更在山里迷了路， 他正想要如何时，看见一间破旧的厕所， 走了进去，想要看看里面有没有人可以帮他， 突然一扇门后面，伸出了一双惨白的手， 那个人，已经被吓的魂不附身， 这时，门后那个不知是什么的东西的大声叫道： 「妈，我要卫生纸！」
搞笑学生的试卷
曾参加很多阅卷工作，这项工作对我的启示是：毕业后千万不要当老师！
1、一题填空：问苏轼属于哪一派诗人，稍有常识就知道是豪放派，写婉约派、山水派至少还可以想象，然而却有很多写作“实力派”，其中一个居然作“偶像派”……
2、小作文写一篇关于“忘忧草”的文章，一个学生写“布什发动对伊战争是吃了忘忧草”，“建议拉登也吃忘忧草”；另一学生写“天下雨，我妹妹的爸爸让她带雨衣，我妹妹的妈妈让她带雨伞，她好忧伤哦”，接着对雨衣雨伞的优劣一番评述，写了500多字，好佩服！
3、论述题：一学生卷面整洁、字迹公正，仔细一看每题各写了十遍“老师你辛苦了”……
4、有一学生一道问答题写得密密麻麻足有半页，想想学生也不容易，耐着性子把难以辨认的字迹看完，一直看到页底翻页处，只见最后做一标志：“待续，请见反面”，翻过来一看，反面写道：“嘻嘻，没有了，老师，我骗你的。”晕
我就找狗老万因为责任田的原因到乡政府反映问题，一位态度十分傲慢的副乡长听老万说完之后，拉着官腔说道：“这么点事情还用得着找我吗？”老万说：“我不找你找谁？你坐在副乡长这个位位上啊。”乡长说：“坐在这个位位上就该找我？”老万生气地说：“我是找这个位位，找坐在这把椅子上的东西，谁坐在这椅子上我找谁，如果是狗坐在这上面那我就找狗。
i noe some words veri difficult. i also dunno some. i just copy and paste here de. the words i dunno i just roughly make out the meaning frm the whole passage like doing compre like tat. teacher teach de. hahax.
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